Sunday, March 13, 2011

Werewolf Killed with Fingernails!


Yes, you hate me for spoiling Red Riding Hood.  But now that you know that Catherine Hardwick's stinker has the lamest death of a werewolf ever, you will rightly divine that there are many other problems with the movie, and you will not waste your money and your expectations on it like I did.  Believe me, I just saved you from a greater hatred.

If you still must see it, wait for it to go to the cheap seats, Netflix instant viewing, or the cheap/previewed movies bin.  Great source material, nice sets and costumes, good actors, striking imagery, nice eye candy.  Too bad the plot is filled with holes you could pull a 747 through.  And maybe a tanker.  What a waste.

And to think people criticized Joe Johnston's The Wolfman (2010)!