Sunday, March 13, 2011
Werewolf Killed with Fingernails!
Yes, you hate me for spoiling Red Riding Hood. But now that you know that Catherine Hardwick's stinker has the lamest death of a werewolf ever, you will rightly divine that there are many other problems with the movie, and you will not waste your money and your expectations on it like I did. Believe me, I just saved you from a greater hatred.
If you still must see it, wait for it to go to the cheap seats, Netflix instant viewing, or the cheap/previewed movies bin. Great source material, nice sets and costumes, good actors, striking imagery, nice eye candy. Too bad the plot is filled with holes you could pull a 747 through. And maybe a tanker. What a waste.
And to think people criticized Joe Johnston's The Wolfman (2010)!